Being Italian

If you're reading this, then thanks!

Brown hair (born a blondie), blue eyes, pale skin (I tan pretty damn well though), and moth eyebrows. All of these describe who I am, looks wise. When you get to know the H-Man, you learn that in fact, he is more Italian than anything else. I am a second generation Italian (meaning my nana was born in Italy) and proud of it. However, i'm not too keen on what I see as potrayed as the "Stereo-Typical Italian" on this show that everyone (myself included) watch called "The Jersey Shore" (or jawsy showr if you're from New Jersey). What upsets me is that this is not how Italians act at ALL. Let me explain.

Snooki for instance, she is not even Italian, she is Chilean. She was adopted by an Italian family so please, do not judge my fellow Italians off of Snooki. Italians dont walk around with boobs that are larger than our head and we sure as hell arent four feet eleven inches tall. Plus, Italians do not wear glasses with so many rhinestones that you cannot see through them.

Jwoww-can somebody tell me why her name has two Ws at the end of her nickname-is certainly not a good representation. I believe the same applys for her as it does for Snooki, only Jwoww's knockers are even MORE disproportionate to her size.

Deena, oh Deena, the new kid. Same stuff I said earlier applies.

And of course, let us not forget the great Sammi! Italians are smart, Sammi is not. Italians know when theyre in a screwed up situation (not a reference to the man himself) and we know how out get out of them (I suppose I can include Ronnie in this too). This is all I have to say.

Take a look at the guys, because they are the heroes of this show.

Mike is a real Italian. He gets the chicks, he has the looks (I am not gay), he has the tan, and he can cook. Sure, he stirs up trouble, but more people say that Mike is a good guy in person than any other person on that show.

Vincenzo! He is a real Italian too! He is a family man, he has the Italian eyebrows, and he is smart (he got into Harvard Law School).

DJ Pauly D, not as Italian as the other two, but at least he is normal. I believe I already mentioned Ronnie.

So see, there is a common trend here. The girls on that show should not be called Italian, but rather, they should be called sluts! The guys, while not perfect, are more Italian than the girls. If you really want to see an Italian, check out the travel channel, a whole channel dedicated to seeing the world.

BTW, even though I am Italian, I do not get my GTL on (I mean I do, but not BEACAUSE I am Italian). That is a guido thing, not an Italian thing.