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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Why I Hate Justin Bieber!

Sure, girls are going to be mad at me for this, but let me give you a reason why we guys (and some rational girls) hate the little snot. 

I looked up "reasons to hate Justin Bieber" on google and I found a fan's list of the ten reasons why she LOVES him. 

1. He has a great voice
2. He is hot
3. He is gansta :D
4. He loves his fans
5. He is from Canada
6. He is only 15
7. He is very talented
8. He has awesome hair
9. He has beautiful eyes
10. He is awesome!!!!!!
 
Allow me to make you look stupid.
 
1. Bieber's voice is that of a ten year old with a crap load of overdubbing and autotuning. You ever heard him live? Yeah, its atrocious.
2. Sure, he is hot, if you are into 17 year olds that look 12.
3. First off, you spelled gangster wrong. Secondly, he is clearly not. He THINKS he is because he THINKS the wannabe gangstas like Usher like him. Yeah, they love all the money he is making them. He is not a gangsta. I would love to see him in a gun fight, or even just a reagular fight, with Al Capone. Now thats somehting worth spending your money on.
4. Yeah, he loves his fans, expecially how much money you make him.
5. I think being from Canada is a reason to NOT like him.
6. That was an old post so at the time he was 15. I suppose if you like to see a person with very little contribution to society make more money at age 15 than a hard working person trying to support a family while his kids listen to Justin Bieber, than thats a good thing for you.
7. He is talented? Many people are talented. He is just lucky.
8. Awesome hair? It looks like he hasnt showered in weeks and he just uses mouse to get his hair ready in the morning.
9. His eyes are shit brown.
10. Kindof redundant for you to say that.
 
A few more reasons.
 
He recieved a lamborghini AND a range rover for his 16th birthday. What 16 year old needs that? Oh wait, maybe he will go too fast in the lambo and die in a wreck! Actually, keep the lambo Bieber.
 
People say he is inspirational. I dont get it. Go to Walter Reid hospital, there is some inspiration. In case you dont know, it is a military hospital for wounded veterans.
 
People say he is SOOO good at drums. I saw a video of him playing drums and guitar and let me say that if he is so good at it, why doesnt he play THAT kind of music, not pop? Because he is a sell out and a little girl.
 
Don't worry America, Bieber will lose steam when he is 21 and he has a hairless ass and no hair on his dick and his voice hasnt changed.
 
BTW, I hate the guy because he is fake, not because he is successful. I live by the phrase "What would 2pac say?" He sure wouldnt make a song with Bieber, that is for sure.

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